President Barack Obama has passed polygamy into law and now all men in America can now have up to 5 wives.
The decision came in light of the fact that Gay marriage was legalized, therefore men should be able to have multiple wives as well.
Obama released a statement:
“I believe it’s time we allow players, pimps and all men who have a taste for several women to be able to marry them all and live in peace just like the Gays, we all have a right to marry who we love and those that choose the polygamist lifestyle are no different they have rights too”
The law will go into effect in 2017 so mark your calendars pimpin.
