Man Chains Girlfriend in Backyard Since She Wanted to be a Dog On Snapchat So Bad

“SHE WANTED TO BE SCOOBY DOO SOOOO BAD. B*TCHES SHOULD BE CAREFUL WHAT THEY ASK FOR”

Said a Florida man who was arrested for chaining his girlfriend up in their backyard since she posted so many filters of herself as a dog on popular social network Snapchat.

John Aikens Jr. is facing charges for tying his 22 year old girlfriend up in his backyard for 3 days, because according to him she wanted to be a dog online so bad.

“ONE SNAPCHAT AFTER THE NEXT. YOU GOT 10 MILLION FILTERS, BUT YOU PICK THE DOG ONE EVERY TIME? I FELT LIKE SHE WAS TRYING TO TELL ME SOMETHING.”

John says he’s not apologetic for his actions, but believes he could’ve fed her more since she was a good little doggy that didn’t give him any trouble while tied up out back.

**Victim not pictured for privacy reasons**