“I MEAN WHERE I’M FROM EVERY DATE COMES WITH A SIDE ORDER OF MOUTH AND ASS, BUT I GUESS THAT’S NOT HOW SHE WAS RAISED. SO I FILED A LAWSUIT AND WILL LET THE WHITE MAN HANDLE IT.”
Said DMX about filing a lawsuit against 22 year old Sandra Raleigh for not giving him any kitty, head, or ass after he spent a mind blowing $175 on dinner and a movie.
“MEAN DO UNTO OTHERS AS YOU’D HAVE OTHERS DO UNTO YOU. THAT’S WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS, AND ON BACKPAGE $175 DOLLARS WILL HAVE A GIRL DO UN A LOT TO YOU.” – DMX
DMX says he’s confident the judge will see things his way, and award him with the $175 dollars plus a little for emotional damages for being turned down by a girl he meant to swipe left on while playing Tinder.